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		<title>Bring the love back in advertising</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bring the love back to advertising Fantastic video made for Microsoft Advertising. Credits: Company: Openhere, BELGIUM, Antwerp Creative Director/ Art Director: Stijn Gansemans Copywriter/ Creative Director: Stef Selfslagh Account Superviser: Mathias Delmote Company: Caviar, BELGIUM, Antwerp Producer: Lies Muys D.O.P./ Lighting/ Cameraman: Bert Haemelinck Company: Microsoft Digital Advertising Solutions, BELGIUM, Antwerp : Peter Maxmin Trade [...]]]></description>
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<p>Fantastic video made for <a href="http://advertising.microsoft.com/europe/home">Microsoft Advertising</a>.</p>
<p>Credits:<br />
Company: Openhere, BELGIUM, Antwerp<br />
Creative Director/ Art Director: Stijn Gansemans<br />
Copywriter/ Creative Director: Stef Selfslagh<br />
Account Superviser: Mathias Delmote<br />
Company: Caviar, BELGIUM, Antwerp<br />
Producer: Lies Muys<br />
D.O.P./ Lighting/ Cameraman: Bert Haemelinck<br />
Company: Microsoft Digital Advertising Solutions, BELGIUM, Antwerp</p>
<p>: Peter Maxmin<br />
Trade Marketing Manager: Geert Desager</p>
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		<title>Banner annonser er moro&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 23:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[S&#229; denne banneren p&#229; DN i dag som jeg ikke helt skj&#248;nte: &#8220;Spar penger, Fly Norwegian&#8221;, etterfulgt av &#8220;Alle fordelene med &#229; ikke bruke flybelte&#8221;. H&#230;!? S&#229; fortsetter bannere rullingen p&#229; h&#248;yre side, type:&#8220;Dropp fly, bruk v&#229;re konferansetelefon l&#248;sninger&#8221; (Datametrix er en ledende leverand&#248;r av IP-baserte l&#248;sninger som muliggj&#248;r sikker kommunikasjon mellom mennesker via data, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://a.beining.com/blog/uploaded_images/dn-banner02-796594.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 350px; height: 101px;" src="http://a.beining.com/blog/uploaded_images/dn-banner02-796589.png" alt="" border="0" /></a>S&aring; denne banneren p&aring; <a href="http://www.dn.no/">DN</a> i dag som jeg ikke helt skj&oslash;nte: &#8220;Spar penger, Fly Norwegian&#8221;, etterfulgt av &#8220;Alle fordelene med &aring; ikke bruke flybelte&#8221;. H&aelig;!?</p>
<p>S&aring; fortsetter bannere rullingen p&aring; h&oslash;yre side, type:<br />&#8220;Dropp fly, bruk v&aring;re konferansetelefon l&oslash;sninger&#8221; (<a href="http://www.datametrix.no/">Datametrix</a> er en ledende leverand&oslash;r av IP-baserte l&oslash;sninger som muliggj&oslash;r sikker kommunikasjon mellom mennesker via data, tale og video.)</p>
<p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://a.beining.com/blog/uploaded_images/dn-banner01-770891.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 348px; height: 57px;" src="http://a.beining.com/blog/uploaded_images/dn-banner01-770886.png" alt="" border="0" /></a>Kanskje ikke helt slik <a href="http://www.norwegian.no/">Norwegian</a> så for seg annonseringen..?</p>
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		<title>I am a nerd: more cool Lego robots</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 23:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just found this fantastic Lego robot on Flickr: SAFS Heart by someone called Gambort. He/She has a album called Mecca filled with cool Lego robots. I love the Internet!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/216/478226252_8b0a0520af.jpg?v=0"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 338px; height: 483px;" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/216/478226252_8b0a0520af.jpg?v=0" alt="" border="0" /></a>Just found this fantastic Lego robot on Flickr:<br />
<h1 id="title_div478226252" property="dc:title"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/gambort/478226252/">SAFS Heart</a></h1>
<p>by someone called Gambort. He/She has a album called <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/gambort/sets/72157600269704939/show/with/1445051377/">Mecca</a> filled with cool Lego robots. I love the Internet!</p>
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		<title>AHHH!!! Catastrophic failure!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 10:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Never had this error message before: Tried to send the file via Bluetooth again. And worked. I guess Windows 7 is completely smooth yet..]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Never had this error message before:<a href="http://a.beining.com/blog/uploaded_images/failure-744385.PNG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 258px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://a.beining.com/blog/uploaded_images/failure-744382.PNG" /></a>
<div>Tried to send the file via Bluetooth  again. And worked. I guess Windows 7 is completely smooth yet..  </div>
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		<title>Spam is fun! (sometimes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 17:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes spam is fun, as the one I got today proves: IT IS NOT A SPAM, but if you received that message second and plus time JUST CLICK DELETE button and have a nice day. Don&#8217;t feel bad, please understand original Scarlett&#8217;s family very desperate to shut down that humiliating antichristian &#8220;actress&#8221; clones line career [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes spam is fun, as the one I got today proves:</p>
<p>IT IS NOT A SPAM, but if you received that message second and plus time JUST CLICK DELETE button and have a nice day. Don&#8217;t feel bad, please understand original Scarlett&#8217;s family very desperate to shut down that humiliating antichristian &#8220;actress&#8221; clones line career development. Hello dear Ladies and Gentlemen! I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson ?actress? actually is a clone from original person Scarlett Galabekian last name, who has nothing with acting career, surname Galabekian, because of adoption happened in 1992. Clones was created illegally by using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not d**n sexy),most important &#8211; CHRISTIAN young lady! I&#8217;ll tell you more,those clones (it&#8217;s not only one) made in GERMANY &#8211; world leader manufacturer of humans clones, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, Rhineland-Palatinate, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff strictly controlling all their clones (at least they trying) spreading around the world, they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones, so be careful get close with clones you will be controlled as well. Original person is not happy with those movies, images, video, rumors and etc. spreading on media in that way it would be really nice if we all will try slow down that &#8221;actress&#8221; career development, original Scarlett will really appreciated that. Please remember that original Scarlett&#8217;s family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials, no matter what form it was created in it was stolen and it is stolen. It all need to be delivered to authorize personals control in Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Original Scarlett never was engaged, by the way! Her close friend Serge G. P.S. CONTROLLING ACTIVITY OF ANY CLONES IS US MILITARY OPERATION. Check also here: / have deleted the url/ H.R. 534, the Human Cloning Prohibition Act of 2003, was introduced to the U.S. House of Representatives on February 5, 2003. After discussion, it was passed on February 27 by a vote of 241-155. It now moves on to the Senate for consideration. This bill makes it unlawful for any person or entity to perform or participate in human cloning, or to ship or receive embryos produced by human cloning. The penalties are imprisonment of up to 10 years and fines of $1 million or more. These now join other nations as diverse as Norway, Australia, and many other countries, which had already added cloning for any purpose to their criminal code. And in Germany where it carries a penalty of five years imprisonment they know a thing or two about unethical science.</p>
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		<title>Macbook Wheel</title>
		<link>http://a.beining.com/blog/index.php/2009/01/macbook-wheel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Extremely well-made video by The Onion!Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Extremely well-made video by The Onion!<br /><embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer2/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/92328/video&amp;autostart=false&amp;image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/NO_KEYBOARD_article.jpg&amp;bufferlength=3&amp;embedded=true&amp;title=Apple%20Introduces%20Revolutionary%20New%20Laptop%20With%20No%20Keyboard"></embed><br /><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/apple_introduces_revolutionary?utm_source=embedded_video">Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard</a></p>
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		<title>Lego Egg Timer is sooo cool</title>
		<link>http://a.beining.com/blog/index.php/2008/12/lego-egg-timer-is-sooo-cool/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My eggs would be so happy, cause for only 5,95 Euro you can get it at the Lego shop! But no. its sold out! Blah.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://a.beining.com/blog/uploaded_images/lego-egg-timer-710158.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 217px;" src="http://a.beining.com/blog/uploaded_images/lego-egg-timer-710155.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>My eggs would be so happy, cause for only 5,95 Euro you can get it at the <a href="http://shop.lego.com/Product/?p=851501">Lego shop</a>! But no. its sold out! Blah.</p>
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		<title>FIRST STEPS Awards 2008 winner</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 23:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mFNZ-IAUvo] Winner of FIRST STEPS Awards 2008 in the advertising category promoting the filmschool ifs. Directed and written by Hanno Olderdissen &#038; Markus Sehr. This film is just too good for not being shared on Youtube! For all credits see http://www.firststeps.de]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mFNZ-IAUvo] Winner of FIRST STEPS Awards 2008 in the advertising category promoting the filmschool ifs. Directed and written by Hanno Olderdissen &#038; Markus Sehr. This film is just too good for not being shared on Youtube! For all credits see <a href="http://www.firststeps.de/film.html?ID=68cafe97-7235-446b-b66e-54a6d93e72f8">http://www.firststeps.de</a></p>
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		<title>Beer ad shows the difference between men and women</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 14:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Transformers: Robots made of paper!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 18:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All boys love Transformers and the coolest of the gang is Megatron. Now check out this fantastic free paper robot. Cut and glue I say!http://www.paperrobots1999.com]]></description>
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